MAX WATTZ!

Name: Maximilian, Rock and Roll Veteran.

Max was transformed into a super-being after being struck by lightning while playing guitar in 1985. Max is an incredibly astonishing musician, who is obviously renowned the world over.
Max was brought up with an open mind to all types of music.
At age 7, Max learned to play his first musical instrument, the electric sweaty armpit, and mastered it after only 1 year...
Little Max began to play the guitar at 8 years old. His occupational dream was shattered in high school when he found out that there
was no longer a need for stereo needle designers. Max went on to persue a career in music, his first love and has gained an enormous underground
cult-like following. Max has shared the stage with many great acts and has also made cameo appearances on TV, radio, music videos and multimedia projects. In the first year of our new millenium, Max found The Magic Box, and insured his hands for millions of dollars.
The rest, as they say, is history...

Age: Unknown.
Sign: Leo
Instruments: Guitar, Hammond Organs,
The Magic Box, Vibraslap, Harmonica, Electric Kazoo.
Hobbies: Fencing, Archery, fixin' things.
Favorite foods: Fatty stuff, pistachios...
Favorite drink: King Of Spirits GOLD.
Favorite car: Ferrari 308 GTS.
Favorite show: TV sucks.
Favorite movie: Fritz The Cat.
Favorite game: Soul Calibur III.
Current crush: Shell Shock.
Personal quote: “Max Wattz is NOT my name dammit!”
Likes: Metal, Punk, Goth, Psyche, Classical...
Loves: Steak, Bacon, 80's stuff, hot chicks, and beer.
Hates: Stupid people, cats and spiders!



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Age: 6
Sign: Stop
Instruments: Electric Bass, Vocals.
Hobbies: Being.
Favorite foods: Vegetables.
Favorite drink: Water.
Favorite car: 2002 Hyundai Accent GS
Favorite show: Wondershowzen.
Favorite movie: Paths of Glory.
Favorite game: Life.
Current crush: None.
Personal quote: “No."
Likes: Nothing.
Loves: Nothing.
Hates: Nothing.



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Age: 38
Sign: Stop
Instruments: Rhythm Guitar.
Hobbies: Being.
Favorite foods: Vegetables.
Favorite drink: Water.
Favorite car: 2002 Hyundai Accent GS
Favorite show: Wondershowzen.
Favorite movie: Paths of Glory.
Favorite game: Life.
Current crush: None.
Personal quote: “No."
Likes: Nothing.
Loves: Nothing.
Hates: Nothing.





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