MAX WATTZ!

Maximilian Wattz, Defender Of Metal
Heavy Metal Superhero by day, Paranormal Investigator by night, Max was born July 27, 1970. Max is an incredibly astonishing musician, who is obviously renowned the world over. Max was brought up with an open mind to all types of music. At age 7, Max learned to play his first musical instrument, the electric sweaty armpit, and mastered it after only 1 year... Little Max began to play the guitar at 8 years old. His occupational dream was shattered in high school when he found out that there was no longer a need for stereo needle designers. Max went on to persue a career in music, his first love. Max has shared the stage with many great acts... Max has also made cameo appearances on TV, radio, music videos and multimedia projects. In the first year of our new millenium, Max found The Magic Box, and insured his hands for millions of dollars.
The rest, as they say, is history...
Age: 37?
Sign: Leo
Instruments: Guitar, Bass, The Magic Box, Piano, Autoharp, Harmonica, Electric Kazoo.
Hobbies: Fencing, Archery, and of course, pimpin'.
Favorite foods: Fatty stuff, pistachios...
Favorite drink: King Of Spirits GOLD.
Favorite car: Ferrari 308 GTS.
Favorite TV shows: The Man Show, MST3K, Ren and Stimpy, Spongebob.
Favorite movie: Fritz The Cat.
Favorite record of the year: Kat, “Worship Me Or Die.”
Favorite game: Soul Calibur II.
Current crush: Mira Sorvino?
Personal quote: “I Reckon...”
Likes: Punk, Metal, Goth, Psyche, Classical...
Loves: Bacon, hot chicks, and beer.
Hates: Stupid people, cats and spiders!