MAX WATTZ!

Name: Maximilian, Rock and Roll Veteran.

Max was transformed into a super-being after being struck by lightning while playing guitar in 1985. Max is an incredibly astonishing musician, who is obviously renowned the world over.
Max was brought up with an open mind to all types of music.
At age 7, Max learned to play his first musical instrument, the electric sweaty armpit, and mastered it after only 1 year...
Little Max began to play the guitar at 8 years old. His occupational dream was shattered in high school when he found out that there
was no longer a need for stereo needle designers. Max went on to persue a career in music, his first love and has gained an enormous underground
cult-like following. Max has shared the stage with many great acts and has also made cameo appearances on TV, radio, music videos and multimedia projects. In the first year of our new millenium, Max found The Magic Box, and insured his hands for millions of dollars.
The rest, as they say, is history...

Age: Unknown.
Sign: Leo
Instruments: Guitar, Hammond Organs,
The Magic Box, Vibraslap, Harmonica, Electric Kazoo.
Hobbies: Fencing, Archery, fixin' things.
Favorite foods: Fatty stuff, pistachios...
Favorite drink: King Of Spirits GOLD.
Favorite car: Ferrari 308 GTS.
Favorite show: TV sucks.
Favorite movie: Fritz The Cat.
Favorite game: Soul Calibur III.
Current crush: Shell Shock.
Personal quote: “Max Wattz is NOT my name dammit!”
Likes: Metal, Punk, Goth, Psyche, Classical...
Loves: Steak, Bacon, 80's stuff, hot chicks, and beer.
Hates: Stupid people, cats and spiders!

The Great Kat, Destruction, Kreator, Bathory, Exodus, Slayer, Venom, Manowar, Celtic Frost, Hellhammer, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Spinal Tap, Steel Panther, Black Sabbath, Ozzy Osbourne, Sheavy, Sodom, Necronomicon, Possessed, Whiplash, Nuclear Assault, Acid Drinkers, Carnivore, Sacrifice, Assassin, Overkill, Motorhead, Pantera, Necrophagia, Wehrmacht, Spazztic Blurr, Mercyful Fate, King Diamond , ACDC, Ace Frehley, Billy Preston, Blind Melon, Unified Theory, Abandon Jalopy, Extra Virgin, HIM, Janes Addiction, Nirvana, Alice In Chains, Mad Season, Yngwie Malmsteen, Guns and Roses, Velvet Revolver, Audioslave, The Stones, The New York Dolls, The Ramones, The Plasmatics, The Meatmen, The Accused, Black Flag, The Crumbsuckers, G.G. Allin, D.R.I., S.O.D., The Mentors, The Misfits, The Pogues, The Pixies, The Rutles, Garbage, Alice Cooper, The Scorpions, Motley Crue, Stillwater, Sweet, Slade, The Charlatans, The Small Faces, Led Zeppelin, Dread Zeppelin, The Pink Floyd, Syd Barrett, Dr. Hook, Grateful Dead, The Beatles, The Doors, Jethro Tull, Jimi Hendrix, Velvet Underground, Janis Joplin, Muddy Waters, Carole King, Frank Zappa, Nick Drake, Clara Rockmore, Dr. Samuel J. Hoffman, Walter (Wendy) Carlos, John Valby, Napoleon XIV (and anything else from The Doctor Demento Show!)

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Age: 6
Sign: Stop
Instruments: Electric Bass, Vocals.
Hobbies: Being.
Favorite foods: Vegetables.
Favorite drink: Water.
Favorite car: 2002 Hyundai Accent GS
Favorite show: Wondershowzen.
Favorite movie: Paths of Glory.
Favorite game: Life.
Current crush: None.
Personal quote: “No."
Likes: Nothing.
Loves: Nothing.
Hates: Nothing.

Ed Blackwell, Billy Higgins, Eric Dolphy, Don Cherry, Charlie Haden, Jimmy Garrison, McCoy Tyner, Pharoah Sanders, Paul Chambers, "Philly Joe" Jones, Ron Carter, Mal Waldron, Booker Little, Bela Bartok, Bill Evans, Elvin Jones, Jackie McClean, Sonny Rollins, the Electric Prunes, DMZ, the Count V, the Chocolate Watchband, the Strawberry Alarmclock, the Thirteenth Floor Elevators, Red Crayola/Krayola, Red Mitchell, Bud Powell, Blue Mitchell, Art Taylor, Red Garland, Walter Kaufmann, Krzysztof Penderecki, Oscar Pettiford, Dave Holland, Keith Garrett, Syd Barrett, the Soft Machine, Igor Stravinsky, Sonny Stitt, Tony Williams, John McLaughlin, Cecil Taylor, George Russell, Stanley Kubrick, David Lynch, Horace Silver, Thelonius Monk, John Coltrane, Sinn Sisamouth, Miles Davis, Roscoe Mitchell, Art Ensemble of Chicago, Clifford Brown, Charlie Parker, Max Roach, Curly Russell, Tad Dameron, Art Pepper, Charles Mingus, Krzysztof Komeda, Charles Manson, Tomasz Stanko, Art Blakey, Kenny Dorham, Andrew Hill, Frank Wright, Frank Lloyd Wright, Jack Kerouac, Grant Green, Archie Schepp, Albert Ayler. Frederich Nietzsche, Jean-Paul Sartre, Henry Miller, Orson Welles, Federico Fellini, Alejandro Jodorowsky, Karlheinz Stockhausen, Knut Hamsun, Andre Breton, Edgard Varese, Arvo Part, Peter Brotzmann, Ornette Coleman, Sun Ra, Alexander Von Schlippenbach, Anthony Braxton, John Cage, Little Richard, the Seeds, Holger Czukay, Can, DNA, James Chance & the Contortions, late-Black Flag and early-Napalm Death.

Name: Ken White, Codename: MetalneK.

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Age: 38
Sign: Stop
Instruments: Rhythm Guitar.
Hobbies: Being.
Favorite foods: Vegetables.
Favorite drink: Water.
Favorite car: 2002 Hyundai Accent GS
Favorite show: Wondershowzen.
Favorite movie: Paths of Glory.
Favorite game: Life.
Current crush: None.
Personal quote: “No."
Likes: Nothing.
Loves: Nothing.
Hates: Nothing.